1. Understand the Fucking Battlefield
JavaScript interviews for beginners and intermediates are mostly about coding, trivia, and behavioral questions. Here’s the breakdown:
- Coding: Basic algorithms and utility functions (like
debounceordeepClone). - Trivia: JavaScript quirks, CSS/HTML basics, and “WTF is event bubbling?” moments.
- Behavioral: “Tell me about a time you fucked up” questions.
Pro Tip: Even if you’re intermediate, don’t skip fundamentals. Interviews love to ask about NaN === NaN just to watch you squirm.
2. JavaScript Fundamentals: The Non-Negotiables
Master these, or get ready to cry in the interview:
- Data Types & Coercion
- Why does
"5" + 3 = "53"but"5" - 3 = 2? Because JavaScript hates you. ===vs==? Use===unless you enjoy debugging type-related nightmares.
- Why does
- Scope & Hoisting
varis a relic.letandconstare your new gods.- Why does
console.log(x)returnundefinedifvar x = 5is below it? Hoisting, bitch.
- Closures &
this- Closures: When a function remembers its lexical scope (e.g.,
setTimeoutinside a loop). thischanges based on how you call a function. Learnbind,call, andapplyor suffer.
- Closures: When a function remembers its lexical scope (e.g.,
- Promises & Async
- If you use
.then()without understanding the event loop, you’re gonna have a bad time. - Async/await is syntactic sugar, but it’s good sugar.
- If you use
3. Coding Challenges: Grind, But Smart
Algorithms
- Focus on basic patterns, not memorizing LeetCode hard-mode bullshit:
- Recursion: Fibonacci, factorial.
- Array Manipulation: Filtering, mapping, reducing.
- String Operations: Palindrome checks, reversing strings.
Utility Functions
- Build these from scratch:
debounce(): For search bars that shouldn’t spam APIs.deepClone(): BecauseJSON.parse(JSON.stringify(obj))is a hack, not a solution.
UI Building
- Practice simple components:
- A modal that closes when clicking outside.
- A dropdown menu that doesn’t break when you sneeze.
4. Behavioral Questions: Don’t Be a Robot
Interviewers want to know if you’re a human, not a code-generating NPC. Use the STAR method:
- Situation: “My team missed a deadline because…”
- Task: “I had to refactor the spaghetti code…”
- Action: “I implemented testing and…”
- Result: “We shipped it 2 weeks faster next time.”
Common Questions:
- “What’s your biggest weakness?” → “I refactor code obsessively. Yes, it’s a problem.”
- “Why do you want this job?” → Don’t say “for the money.”
5. Practical Prep: Stop Procrastinating
- Mock Interviews: Use Pramp or ask a friend to grill you.
- Tools:
- freeCodeCamp or Codecademy: For hands-on JS basics.
- Frontend Interview Handbook: Your bible for JS, HTML, CSS trivia.
- Stay Updated: Learn ES6+ features (arrow functions, destructuring).
Final Rant
Interviews are a game. Learn the rules, play smart, and don’t take rejection personally. Beginners get tripped up by typeof null === "object", intermediates forget how Array.reduce() works.
Now get the fuck out there and practice.
Resources (Beginners/Intermediate Edition)
- Coding & Basics:
- Trivia & Core Concepts:
- Behavioral Prep:
- General Prep:
Need more advice? The links above won’t let you down. Now go crush it (and maybe stop cursing so much).


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